Because salt
Correct!
i guess i can be a side character
?
honestly
go for it frfr
lord english accidentally enters an abusive contract with E&HK, forcing english to act as a minion
there's a minor plot arc revolving around english trying to become "free" by killing E&HK's enemies and turning them into shadow crystals, but for the most part lord english is just this really powerful asset E&HK has to destroy eveyrthing