I 'ot a question fo' ya

No, bu'... stee's 'eavia 'an feathas...?

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Exa'ly! Stee's 'eavia 'an feathas!

...When you don't specify the same weight of each

Which is heavier, a pound of feathers, or a tonne of feathers

Ton of feathers, because a ton is 2000 pounds

Shh shh

A poun' a' feathas
Because ya' nee' a lo' mo' 'an jus' a ton a' feathas to ge' a poun' a' 'em

Excuse me what

How does that make any sense

I mea', thin' aba' 'ow many feathas ya nee' to ge' a poun' a' feathas!
I's a ton!

Alright well then…
A pound of feathers or a gram of feathers

Pound of feathers

A gram a' feathas

I WASNT TALKING TO YOU

Bro why

'Ecause wan pound isn' gonna buy ya mo' than a gram a' feathas

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