I HAVE A THEORY

FRIEND probably isn't Mike
I think Mike would be photorealistic

...or a prisoner.

Or both, maybe!

Why do you think this

Also what makes you say ā€œFRIEND probably isn’t Mikeā€

A very large amount of people would disagree with you, although I will admit anything could happen

Do you think that because Pluey exists?

uh i just think mike probably? isnt a pinkyellow cat who lives in the shadows

and the filenames

i could be wrong though

Mike is FRIEND's alias

...

Why

You just think it’s probably not true because you think it feels weird is what I’m getting here

i just think mike is a mircophone not a cat thats all

I mean... why else would the literal microphone appear after the Mike fight?

To make us think that Mike didn't really matter (he does!)

How do you think Mike doesn’t matter

Do you not look at any content outside the game

Where did I say that? I meant that Mike could just be a straight up microphone since there's a literal photo of a microphone after the Mike fight, I'm not saying he'll be irrelevant to the story.

You put a thumbs down symbol on a comment which said that Mike matters and did nothing to explain yourself so logically I had assumed you disagreed with what it’s saying

I forgot I did that. I assume I was agreeing with Play on the fact they were saying that Mike doesn't matter when he does. I honestly have such a shot short-term memory.

Oh

It’s okay

I’m glad we can at least agree Mike matters then

Personally I think the evidence that Mike is Friend feels pretty overwhelming but that it’s very possible he’s not and I’m okay with that
I think if he is Friend then he’ll still be ASSOCIATED with microphones certainly

I swear, if we find out he has a last name and it's not "Raphone," I'm gonna steal tricky tony's chicken

sniff sniff
Doubt
Check it out I'mchicken
sniff sniff ...chicken

Beautiful

If you can't buy the full game AT LEAST GET AND PLAY THE DAMN DEMO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA