How would Kris canonically "😭"?

Kris prolly gonna be pissed at these memz

@kri-AGHAGAHGHAHAHGGH STOP IT AAGAAHGHA THE PAIN STOP STOP IM SORRY NO AIPJTAOHOTA

:friend::+1:

…let go of him right now or I see a ton of trouble in your future. you will face the wrath of 39517435723798736340719234912349' roarings and you will see ralsei get popped like a balloon boy.

Kris is holding palladium captive (I installed spy cam near krih)

sended_troop_friendlymike_pngfriendgang

not for long.

nice

I whip out Hornet's needle because I can in an attempt to free myself.
@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 3

Well in that case I bribe the ACTUAL Hornet to do it for me.
@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 13

Yey I bribed Hornet to free me
...and initiate DnD mode
@xander @JACKBLACKOLANTERN @Echoescreates
Who's DM?

SHAW
ADINO
HEGALE

ALRIGHT, let's roll

Continue hurting Kris! I don't think [[Mike]] can handle [[LONGER PRICES? SERIOUSLY]]

@sansbot roll 1d20
@sansbot roll 1d20
@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 11

YOU BETTER HOPE HORNET IS GOOD HE HAS FALLEN

Hornet uses Silk Spear on Kris
@sansbot roll 1d20