Friendly reminder for the imminent holiday season

He actually said "We think of it not necessarily just as a problem, but an opportunity as well."

TOTALLY different my guys

So he didn't directly call them pedophiles, that's SO much better (sarcasm go brrrrrr)

@Xanderjedi11 Oh no, that was a direct response to a question asked about pedophiles on Roblox, so yes he did actually

Yeah no It's definitely not worth coming back to Roblox unless the CEO is fired and burnt at the stake

BURN THEM AT THE STAKE! ALL OF THEM!

When life gives you lemons...
Invent a lemon grenade and burn life's house down!

No, call 'em yellow oranges and sell 'em!
Profit!

  • Roblox Fan: (anguished) "You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the pedophilic video games, not join them! Bring balance to your community, not leave it in darkness!"

  • (The Roblox Fan turns away and picks up Roblox’s app icon)

  • Roblox: (shouts) "PEDOPHILES ARE AN OPPORTUNITY!"

  • (Roblox struggles, attempting to climb out of the bad reputation despite his multiple lawsuits and investigations)

  • Roblox Fan: "You were my childhood game, Roblox! I loved you!"

  • (The intense heat from the backlash and government action ignites Roblox's personnel, and he screams in agony as he burns, while the Roblox Fan leaves the scene in despair)

No, I didn’t write this with AI

When life gives you lemons, Mix the juice into a fine gunpowder and put it into a small peice of metal. load it into a gun and kill life. erase the evedence by wiping everything down with the peel. Or you could make lemonade. I don't care.

When life gives you lemons,
ask for a refund.

I know what you were referencing

Life never gave us lemons

me too I think

When it does, though.

No, burn the Roblox CEO to death, and leave no trace so no one knows who did it, just that it smelled like lemons after the fire

It won't

We fucking made them ourselves

Or drown them in an indoor pit full of lemons, then toss the room into the bottom of the Mariana trench, then explode it with TNT. It’s expensive, but delivers good results.

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