"Mwahahahah, it's me, the omniscient immortal being watching over you guys."
"Here, have some snacks."
A packet of Dorritos materialises next to you.
"Yummers."
I take one of the bags and open it.
"Why is Lancer here now? Not that I'm complaining."
*Crunch *
that's the thing on the cover of the dorritos
The dorrito packet says "Sponsored by" but doesn't list a sponsor. Instead, it has that little goober on it.
...
The chips taste flipping great.
"Thanks Dr. Scratch."
I go back to the game.
Use the White Cloak?
Nope. I try to trick the other enemies into falling into the water.
@sansbot roll 1d20
14
You bait them with dorritos and they all come in and freeze to ice.
...White Cloak leaves the room in a huff.
"How did my character in the game get Doritos too?"
"Like, uh, hey, maybe things took a normal route."
Push the enemies onto the buttons?
Yes
You push the big ice cubes onto the buttons, opening the door!
In the other room...
It's a blue bird.
I try to slice the bird
@sansbot roll 1d20
The bird is wounded, but not dead.
Their next turn is skipped.