For all of you on school laptops

Aqua Wave * Can't see the numbers

It was off

P.S. avg. background radiation is 0.07 (where I live)

i dont believe it

nah

What do the numbers say

If I’m correct it says like 74 right?

Radiation gets dangerous when it’s in the 100,000s

(NileRed said so)

Radio by any chance are you a college student or some variation thereof

000.74

Ok

But Alamo the Geiger counter Nile uses doesn’t have any decimal points I think?

To be fair, Uranium is one of the least radioactive elements, but if you want some, just go here. You may recognize

the specimin.

Then why do people say stuff about it as if it’s going to morph you into a mutant wasp the second you get near it?

Cause of all those STUPID SCI-FI STERIOTYPE MOVIES THAT HAS ABSOLUTLY 0 USEFUL SCIENCE AND IS JUST AN EDITED PILE OF SHIT!

Ahem, I mean... That isn't how it works.

So I’m assuming you’re in college for chemistry

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I'm not going to give any clues about my age, so I'll neither accept or deny that.

How would that give any clues about your age? You haven’t said what grade you’re in so all we’ll have if you answer yes is that you’re maybe older than 18

And if you answer no then there’s also no clue about your age

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You will not get many clues about my social life. Also, why does my spell check want me to replace that "my" with a "me"?

i seriously doubt that people just sell uranium

It's (technically) legal!

Have you clicked the link? (It isn't a virus if that's what you're thinking)

no

i know how to tell if something is a virus

im not stupid

but still

Oh yeah? How about you use a special tool called the internet and see if I'm lying (The rules may be different in other states, but it's legal in mine!)

proxies are very common in my school.

basically everybody commits :pirate_flag:

sonion now we can track down your vague location
that's worse than giving us a lower bound on your age