This is so chaotic I love it
This doesn't seem like a very large threat.
They seem easily upset.
It’s like we’re in some king of **chaotic shenanigans**
"You are here to seal our Dark Fountain. I cannot allow you to do that, so by the power vested in me by the KNIGHT, I should strike you down. But I... am merciful. I will let my minions strike you down instead. I'm not really in a striking mood today."
“Bring them on!”
i am picturing unnecessary tension playing right now
“You’re gonna be the big bad guy, aren’t you? By the way, could you please come into the light so we can see what you look like?”
They wave a hand and dissapear in a burst of multicolored light, leaving behind the faint scent of apple scented conditioner.
I spin into a battle stance, sickles at the ready.
“NO! NOT THE LIGHT! YOUR TOO BRIGHT! 
”
Yes i did just speak that emote
“Well so much for seeing them”
"Alright everyone, let's do this!"
"May your woes be many and your days few..." their voice rings out, as two shapes (presumably the minions that are going to strike you) emerge from the darkness...
“Let’s beat these Rude Busters!
“HOLY CRAP IS THAT GABRIEL ULTRAKILL!?”
Oh god the final boss is Gabriel
Nvm lol
"Oh cool you got my reference." the voice says. "wait what am I saying we're enemies. Lol sorry."
Most people are wondering why Galacta said jacko out loud.
To everybody: 
Engage the minions!