What're some of the funniest redirects and searches you've seen while looking at the wiki?

I just wanna see some funny searches, because if "Truck" redirects to Flower King, there's gotta be more gems in there.

Roast Chicken!

Carpet

Carpet

Carpet

Carpet Carpet

Yeah, Carpet is also a redirect. John mantle is one of our funnier ones, I think.

JOHN MANTLE SYNDROME LMAOOOOO

jokes aside, why?

Lots of searches on searchdigest, likely

B, C, D, H, O, Q, and W are all pages. (C is a disambig and Q is an actual page, the others are redirects)