i want a full explanation on why you would do dis and dat or smth (other humans can count too but this is deltarune discussion so pls do kris)
fake 666 stats and get Kris banished to the depths
sounds reasonable
mmm
prob just do whatever I'd do in the normal game and then something something see the ending then use my power of foresight to go back to my body and make the ending of deltarune which is accurate and bet money that that is the ending and get rich
STANDO POWER
Use my future inheritance to spoil the Rory Nite of course
Ummm that would be kinda weird but uhhhhh
Uhhh
I'd be very tempted to go be as annoying and weird as possible knowing that it's not my reputation I'm ruining but that's MEAN so maybe I'd just uh
Do stuff
But maybe try and work out a compromise with Kris because I don't like that their life sucks :(
Once I get the chance to get out and go back to actual life I'm outta here (not before yelling "BY THE WAY THIS IS ALL A GAAAAAAAAAAAME" and dramatically disappearing in a poof of sparkles) (I'm not ok)
Well, I’d find some way to give Kris their control back WHILE STILL BEING ABLE TO INTERACT WITH THINGS. Maybe it would have to mean jumping in and out of control, or maybe it would be simple as giving up control of their body and taking control of some other thing, like maybe I could get Kris to sew a ragdoll out of their blanket and then that’d be my new vessel.
do everything the same but make Kris AND ME eat the pie TOGETHER
(and also steal all the Floradinns)
because I want more floradinnnnnn
Immediately have a panic attack.
I don't know how isekai fans do it... that's so scary, and I don't like pain.
Longterm uhhhhh idk, cross the police tape to see what's over there?
Discreetly leave several notepads worth of scrawled ominous messages and questions that are vague enough that they don't have to worry about Toriel or anybody seeing them where I basically ask them to explain what THEY think the plot of Deltarune is lmfao.
In general, probably do main route pacifist with no shadow crystal or anything. Maybe egg room.
code an indie game called "UNDERTALE"
asriel might have beat you to that considering what's on his computer
asriel already did that, dumbass
make one called NUTDEALER
drown in the lake
TO: try to get on good terms
nah imma make undertale...but yellow
with who, Purple Guy?
join gaster's pirate crew
Give them full damn control except in Battles. And also tell them about moss, and how we need to Mug Spamton for the twisted sword to free them. And that I don’t give a shit about their plans as long as I can try moss.