How would our little swordsman sword wielder Kris fight against a Guardian from The Legend of Zelda?
A little briefing here:
This is what a guardian looks like
A Guardian deals 52 base damage
They shoot big lasers and have aimbot BUT a shield can parry the lasers otherwise it damages the shield heavily
They have 1500 HP by default
This is their theme
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Assume that Kris will fight them in Platformer Mode (CH5 Stats)
no Susie no Ralsei no Noelle
A guardian's legs can be cut off
Kris vs ancient technology who will win
Oh no
Sooooo if I'm still controlling Kris and I failed miserably, like, 3 times at the glasses thingy in the Cliffs then I'm DEFINITELY dead DEFINITELY-
even though Kris can shield parry,his their timing
52 damage, 1500 HP, and aimbot btw
Kris does kinda have a chance but it won't be long until the guardian's insane durability causes kris' sword to snap in half
I have a shield, you can just parry the lasers dawg
-kris "stop calling me Dreemurr" dreemurr
Worse than the Knight and Titan combined
Kris boutta get decimated by the guardians
Actually think Kris has a chance. In botw a guardian does so much damage cuz they are designed to ONE SHOT link with its insane damage but Kris has 240 health. With some good timing (and maybe a k-action to deflect) they could totally win. They have fought people who do more than 54 damage before
Link can gain a max of 120 HP (30 hearts, 1 heart = 4 HP) in BOTW (pitiful indeed)
But Kris the goat has 240 (double the health of link) so maybe there is still a chance
As long as Kris' sword doesn't snap in half and they can hit EVERY PARRY perfectly
I just use the guardian shield that auto parries guardian blastscoughs in 100,000 rupees to spare
