Thiz guy is zo coool

the battle againzt him iz zooo cool, his hammer iz zooo big, and the conzept is amazing!

He's old!

Yez. but still epic. except for that pink hair. go fix your hair, you old ztinker!

Stop

Hammer time

I…AM OLD!

rude buster sfx

wait no

that one explosian (I CAN'T SPELL IM A JACKENSTEIN FAN) sfx

I wish I were better at the game, I wanna play Rude Buster ping-pong with Gerson.

I kinda don't like it because of how horribly unrealistic a giant hammer is.

War hammers were not giant monstrosities…

But Gerson is built different (and so is his hammer)

The main reason they weren't like that humongous thing you see in Fantasy is because it's way too slow. You aren't going to be able to dodge attacks like that. You aren't going to be as fast as Gerson is.

And, if the prophecy is anything to go by; Gerson is a tortoise. Which means he's super slow.

I find it absolutely unbelievable that as a tortoise with such a giant ass hammer, he managed to dodge my attacks.

But Gerson is built different (and so is his hammer)

He's a tortoise.

He’s also out of his prime.

He’s “built different” in the sense that he's really slow (Susie even comments on it when you first meet him) and his hammer is “built different” in the sense it only makes him slower.

Except he breaks the laws of movement because he's GERSON FRICKING BOOM LETS GO BABY

He's moving slow on purpose.

Doesn't change the laws of physics

ok, but

A. he is a darkner and shaped by the fountain's will

and

B. he's gerson boom

Gerson Boom is a tortoise, worsening his speed