Sans is both a lazy brother and also a massive prankster. Papyrus and Undyne have tried making a list of things Sans isn’t allowed to do during his shifts. And this is what it looks like… well, the first part anyway. Keep it going in the replies!
1:Sans must not sleep during his shifts! Seriously, what if a human crosses by?
2:If a monster loses a battle against a human, not allowed to play the wah-wah-wah sound
3.Sans is NOT to whoopie-cushion other people’s sentry stations!
-Or his own.
-Or anyone’s hand.
4:SANS PICK UP YOUR DIRTY SOCK ALREADY YOU LAZY BROTHER!!! -Papyrus (Isn’t this what he isn’t allowed to do? I don’t think that belongs here -Undyne) (HE HASN’T LISTENED TO ANY OTHER WAY I TELL HIM! -Papyrus) (okay, so i’m not allowed to pick it up? -sans) (SANS!!! -Papyrus)
Leave his sentry station so messy
7:Sans, word searches don’t count as puzzles.
-Neither do crosswords.
-Anything a human can just walk past without doing anything is not a puzzle. Stop using only paper for puzzles. (WAIT, SO JUNIOR JUMBLE DOESN’T COUNT??? -Papyrus) (No, it doesn’t. Say, how about we talk after your shift about this, Papyrus? -Undyne)
different definitions, same word
8:Sans is not allowed to say that him actually working would ruin the timeline.
-Neither is he allowed to say that about paying his tab at Grillby’s.
-Saying that about capturing humans is right out.
He’s not allowed to bone Toriel
Yeah, he's not allowed to BEFIREND Kris's mom.
11:Yes, Sans, we know the Library’s sign is misspelled. The jokes about that stopped being funny a long time ago, Sans.
12:Sans, pay your tab already! - Grillby (You too, Grillby? Look, this is the wrong list for that. -Undyne) (huh, not allowed to pay my tab? that’s kinda weird. say, is my tab cleared or somethin’?- sans)
Ahem, say that again please @Xanderjedi11
@Xanderjedi11
Either are cool, I’ve read a bit of horrortale and it is REALLY good
The other one really depends on the context, so it varies
But which one did you want me to [Say that, again.]?
Sans is not allowed to eat another Toyota carolla (PLEASE STOP SANS YOUVE WASTED 5000000 DOLLARS ON CARS!!!)
Oh yeah, @Xanderjedi11 , you said that AUs rot your brain, would you like to say that again for me?
I didn't say that they rot your brain, I said they're bad for sanity. Yours are cool though. Very good storytelling, no bad for sanity. Please don't send Undyne the Undying to come and give me Frisk's fate I bed of you.
Reminder Toby hasn’t even read the aus