Things Sans is Not Allowed to Do As a Sentry!

Sans is both a lazy brother and also a massive prankster. Papyrus and Undyne have tried making a list of things Sans isn’t allowed to do during his shifts. And this is what it looks like… well, the first part anyway. Keep it going in the replies!

1:Sans must not sleep during his shifts! Seriously, what if a human crosses by?

2:If a monster loses a battle against a human, not allowed to play the wah-wah-wah sound

3.Sans is NOT to whoopie-cushion other people’s sentry stations!

-Or his own.

-Or anyone’s hand.

4:SANS PICK UP YOUR DIRTY SOCK ALREADY YOU LAZY BROTHER!!! -Papyrus (Isn’t this what he isn’t allowed to do? I don’t think that belongs here -Undyne) (HE HASN’T LISTENED TO ANY OTHER WAY I TELL HIM! -Papyrus) (okay, so i’m not allowed to pick it up? -sans) (SANS!!! -Papyrus)

Leave his sentry station so messy

  1. He is not allowed to fall into the CORE, even if he survives it. He could see all of the “human I remember you’re genocides” memes and get skullrot

7:Sans, word searches don’t count as puzzles.

-Neither do crosswords.

-Anything a human can just walk past without doing anything is not a puzzle. Stop using only paper for puzzles. (WAIT, SO JUNIOR JUMBLE DOESN’T COUNT??? -Papyrus) (No, it doesn’t. Say, how about we talk after your shift about this, Papyrus? -Undyne)

different definitions, same word

8:Sans is not allowed to say that him actually working would ruin the timeline.

-Neither is he allowed to say that about paying his tab at Grillby’s.

-Saying that about capturing humans is right out.

He’s not allowed to bone Toriel

Yeah, he's not allowed to BEFIREND Kris's mom.

11:Yes, Sans, we know the Library’s sign is misspelled. The jokes about that stopped being funny a long time ago, Sans.

12:Sans, pay your tab already! - Grillby (You too, Grillby? Look, this is the wrong list for that. -Undyne) (huh, not allowed to pay my tab? that’s kinda weird. say, is my tab cleared or somethin’?- sans)

  1. Have anything to do with AUs. They're bad for your health (and your sanity).

Ahem, say that again please @Xanderjedi11

Which one,

or

@Xanderjedi11

Either are cool, I’ve read a bit of horrortale and it is REALLY good

The other one really depends on the context, so it varies

But which one did you want me to [Say that, again.]?

“Befriending” kris’s mom

Sans is not allowed to eat another Toyota carolla (PLEASE STOP SANS YOUVE WASTED 5000000 DOLLARS ON CARS!!!)

Oh yeah, @Xanderjedi11 , you said that AUs rot your brain, would you like to say that again for me?

I didn't say that they rot your brain, I said they're bad for sanity. Yours are cool though. Very good storytelling, no bad for sanity. Please don't send Undyne the Undying to come and give me Frisk's fate I bed of you.

Hehe

Reminder Toby hasn’t even read the aus