The TRUE off topic sanctuary

Pretty much is someone is having a convosaiton with someone else, you can only say something that is off topic. for example
PERSON 1: YEAH SO I AM VERY SAID
PERSON 2: OH NO WHY
PERSON 1: MY DOG ATE MY HAMBURDER
PERSON2: OH NO
PERSON 3: I JUST GOT A NEW SWITCH TWO!

peanut.

PERSON 1: SHUTTAHP I AM BEING SAD RN
PERSON 2: YEAH SHOW SOME RESPECT
PERSON 3: SORRY
PERSON 3: ANYWAYS WHAT HAPPENED
PERSON 1: A DOG ATE MY HAMBURGER
PERSON 3: ...
PERSON 1: ...
PERSON 2: ...
GASTER: DID SOMEBODY SAY AKWARD SILENCE?!

:writing_hand: :fire: :gerson:

LOOK AT THIS FISH :fish:

guys im sick :( (also this isnt a joke)

the original starwalker

these posts are pissing me off

:starwalker:

FISH

COINY: YEAH I DID
GASTER: SHUT UP COINY
PERSON 1: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING I JUST WANTED TO SAY MY DOG ATE MY HAMBURDER
PERSON 3: I JUST GOT KIRBY AIR RIDERS FOR MY NEW SWITCH TWO!
PERSON2: OH YES WHY
PERSON 3: I HAVE NO OTHER GAMES FOR IT EXCEPT THE ONES I HAVE ON MY OLD SWITCH ONE
PERSON2: OH YES
PERSON 1: MY CAT ATE MY FRIES
PERSON 3: SHADOWGUYP I AM BEING HAPPY RN
PERSON2: YEAH HAVE SOME JOY
PERSON 1: SORRY
PERSON 1: ANYWAYS WHAT HAPPENED
PERSON 3: I HAVE NO OTHER GAMES FOR IT EXCEPT THE ONES I HAVE ON MY OLD SWITCH ONE
PERSON 1: ...
PERSON 3: ...
PERSON 2: ...
COINY: awwkwarrd siilencee

IS THAT THE BEST CHARACTER FROM BATTLE FOR DREAM ISLAND!?!?!

i ate pizza

"The TRUE off topic sanctuary" AKA "da nonsequitur zone"

GASTER: WAIT COINY WHY ARE YOU HERE
COINY: Uh, because I can be?
GASTER: BUT I LOCKED YOU UP IN NEVADA
PERSON 2: Ayo what now??
PERSON 3: Bro.
GASTER: WHAT. I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. IT'S MY SECONDARY BUSINESS.
PERSON 1: ...Should I like, call the cops or something?
GASTER: NO ITS FINE
PERSON 3: Why would it be fine you're literally confessing t β€”
GASTER: I'LL GET YOU A NEW IPHONE 17. WITH GAMES.
PERSON 3: Aw sweet, sure!
PERSON 2: ...
PERSON 3: What?
PERSON 1: ...
PERSON 2: ...
PERSON 3: ...
GASTER: ...
COINY: silently backs away from Gaster

MY GOAT COINY!!!!!!!!

I didn't know Coiny was a goat, I thought they were a coin! /j

deltarune

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That sounds familiar what is it