Papyrus:SANS! A HUMAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN SNOWDIN FOREST!
Sans:i know, already got ‘em.
Papyrus:YOU DID?! THAT’S GREAT! BRING THEM HERE SO WE CAN TAKE THEM TO ASGORE!
Sans:okay, here ya go. hey, hue man, i’d like ya to meet my brother.
*A So-Sorry-esque monster arrives with a painting*
Papyrus:SANS! YOU SAID YOU FOUND THE HUMAN!
Sans:yes, i found the hue-man, they’re right there.
Papyrus:THAT’S NOT A HUMAN, THAT’S A MONSTER! WE NEED TO FIND THE HUMAN!
Sans:hey, monsters can be men too.
Papyrus:SANS WHEN DID I SAY THEY COULDN’T BE? I’M SAYING WE NEEDED TO FIND THE HUMAN! *spots Frisk* OH THERE! THAT’S THE HUMAN RIGHT NOW! WE NEED TO CAPTURE THEM!
Sans:paps, i don’t see any paint or hues. how can that kid be a hueman? i already found them, paps.
Papyrus:THEY’RE NOT A MONSTER, SANS! THEY HAVE A HUMAN SOUL! WE NEED TO CAPTURE THEM!
Sans:why ya gotta assume what their profession is?
Papyrus:WHEN DID I EVER MENTION PROFESSIONS?!
Sans:ya called ‘em a hue-man.
Papyrus:BEING HUMAN ISN’T A PROFESSION, SANS!
Sans:ya sure? because that right there *points to the artist* is a hue-man, and they make quite a bit of gold. they’re pretty famous ‘round here, do you even know their name?
Papyrus:SANS!!
Sans:no, their name isn’t sans, paps. that’s my name.
Papyrus:SANS, WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP THAT MONSTER?! WE NEED TO BRING THE FALLEN HUMAN TO ASGORE!
Sans:nope, “that monster” isn’t their name either.
Papyrus:I’M NOT GUESSING THEIR NAME, SANS! I’M TELLING YOU TO CAPTURE THE HUMAN. WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MONSTER, I COULDN’T CARE LESS!
Sans:oh, that’s the name of my pet rock. why’d you bring it into this?
Papyrus:AAAAUUUUUGGH!!! *leaves*