Pov when SOMEONE takes away your dog given rights to KILL so you just LIVE instead

/apollofinnjaspershitpostingisverycoolandnobodycanprovemewrongbecauseimsupercool

Fern… awesome…

full name Apollo Finn Jasper :face_holding_back_tears:

that's what I thought of when I typed

"/apollofinnjaspershitpostingisverycoolandnobodycanprovemewrongbecauseimsupercool"

because I have three names :face_holding_back_tears:

gotta catch em all!

on my death certificate its going to say

"find my genders"

like the Slenderman "find my pages" thingy

and I'm going to bury treasure chests around the world with a single penny in them but their actually magical pennies that kill you instantly so nobody will ever find all of my genders

..unless they're a zombie..

gonna go into the lgbtqforest to find apollofinnjaspernotmanmostofthetime, so scaries…

Me

NO! YOU'LL NEVER FIND MY TRASURE CHESTS!!!

Yes I will

read this in the voice i use for Jackenstein

oh YEAH? then wheres the first one

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: I will

Inside your stomach

close

Your splee

The doctors killed me

I ate my spleen like 8 times over once

So the doctors killed me whenever I say it

UP MY ASS!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

black

Don’t make me reach in

FUCK NO