I think My CPU can run minecraft

lol

Hmmm… dats a lot of gB… can tem reelly accepts… okE!!! TEm run MineCraf and mak u PROUDS!!!!!!!

a competitor? nonono. dado make better cpu.

here it is, for free my comrade.


you wanted cpu, correct? communist pizza unit?

No

A central processing unit

Dummy

oh, yes, dado very sorry. dado can make central processing unit dummy.


very good model. will find you and centrally process you into a unit. very efficient.

No

Central processing unit for a COMPUTER

that can run MINECRAFT

you want minecraft? ah sorry. dado understand. dado can get you minecraft without needing cpu. dado is very smart, you see.

meet fred. they are a very good person and will mine and craft things for you. if fred ever does anything wrong, you can hit him with a whip and they will keep minecrafting.

Nono

I

Want

A

Computer

Dado

That’s called slavery and it’s immoral and illegal

Release Fred nao

oh, right. sorry. dado didn't know you wanted computer. dado can get you very good computer. i have two options for you.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-003
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079
both are very fine models and dado can improve them too if you want. if you want, i can also send you a test run file to show you how high quality they are.
dado has also freed fred from this mortal coil.

dado can we have a normal computer and not a cursed one

I liked it more when it was just the Temmie computer

hm. you want regular computer? dado can look at normal shops and get you a normal computer.

(Palladium who is this dado character)

dado has a normal boring computer for you. very safe.
https://techestate.io/2025/07/14/meta-unveils-hyperion-massive-5gw-ai-data-center-to-power-superintelligence-lab/

… It’s normal, but it’s a little over-the-top for FLIPPING MINECRAFT

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/system:page-tags/tag/dado#pages

dado can give you good price. $39.99 for the computer. you want to make the deal?

I’m investing those 40 bucks in Undertale.

do you have other 40 bucks?

The other 40 bucks are for DLC’s.

I’m a gamer

You can’t expect me to be rich