I just found out about Sansbot

Hey, @sansbot what can you do?

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @sansbot display help.

that was fast

@sansbot does this guy/girl know how to use your functions?

@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

Sansbot grants you infinite wisdom on sansbot.

@sansbot display help

I currently know how to do the following things:

@sansbot start {name-of-tutorial}

Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message. {name-of-tutorial} can be one of: tutorial, advanced tutorial.

@sansbot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@sansbot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. — John Barrymore

@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

Will someone necropost on this thread?
@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: My reply is no

Will anyone post anything here after this?
@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

I will necropost on this thread in one year

Will I get banned?

@sansbot fotune

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @sansbot display help.

@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

Will @EvilandHomophobicKnight get banned in the next 24 hours from all sites for breathing?
@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: Yes definitely

Good luck @EvilandHomophobicKnight , you'll need it.

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