How many Flowerys would it take to beat 1 Roaring Fraud

wait is it not peter griffin??

Also, the answer to this question is:

'considering that the knight can ignore fake statistics, we have to go stare at Flowery's actual in-code stats, and then based off that go 'if a flowery gets slashed in two every turn, how many floweries does it take doing (insert flowery true damage value here) per turn to kill the Knight'.

The Knight's full hp (not how much you have to chip off in the encounter) is 7300.

If we are being generous to him, Flowery does 99 damage (this is likely in concert with the narrative faked statistics thing, and his true damage value might be zero. let's ignore that and have fun.)

Assuming the first turn is not used sparing a Floradinn, if the stats were NOT nullified...

wait.

Oh my god.

It's fucking 73/74. head in hands, nauseous

/edit CONTEXT FOR WHY I'M FREAKING OUT ABOUT 74 DEATHS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poKI_MY0Bkw

LMFAO????

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yeah it aint peter (its pim smiling friends edited with no face), also i think Flowery didnt even put effort into punching the knight cuz 999 damage isnt the biggest number (he could've done like idk 9999 damage instead and the knight would reveal 999 damage instead) and thats why he could block the sword for a bit before-"Swoon but more deadly"

if Flowery didn't punch extra hard I'd almost assume it's because the knight Might be a person. Flowery is mr 'pacifist root', but in this specific case this is how you get firetombed and/or knife swooned i fear.

what I DO find funny about it is it's almost like

Flowery's multihit combo actually parallels his little sister Orange's multihit doing 0, but in a more serious context, which I think is honestly extremely sweet except for the fact he got bifurcated.

I'm 'real statistics'

and I'm 'faked statistics'

THE 'ZERO DAMAGE' siblings.

pl u