NOT A THING
yuh huh
have you even played ultrakill
because it doesn't seem like it
no
ohh so that's why I have no idea what's happening
we're talking about ultrakill mechanics
everything is parryable except blue flash attacks
if it's a blue flash you can't parry it
and absorption just isn't a thing (well, you absorb blood to heal, but you don't absorb attacks)
thank you
Sacreliege!
I shift into UT mechanics and stay still, thus receiving 0 damage from the nuclear missile.
I proceed to give this one guy I know a thorn and walk with them into the ocean in your direction.
not a thing
you are now in a state of being that most refer to as "dead"
* The missile itself was not blue
oh yeah wait
the explosion itself is orange or more likely red, you can't do that even if you could shift into UT mechanics (which you can't)
frick
then I dodge
You can't just dodge a nuke
You can if you time it right
Question mark
citation: sisyphus prime
it's really hard but you can dodge through his nukes
that said, it's V1 dodging through the nuke, not a human/stick figure, and V1's built different
Well yeah that's how you can overpump and not take a forced 50 damage
But Jack's not an ULTRAKILL enby so idk how they'd know that
