Give me your weirdest theories that actually make sense :P

THESE THEORIES… MY

EYES ARE BURNING

Carol Corruption scandal theory /j

Carol is literally in A conspiracy, it doesn’t count as a theory when she does have a form of corruption scandal. The evil kind of corruption.

why the capitalization

The flowers can be brought to castle town and the SOUL can use their light thingy to give them actual light and not the negative light stuff

If they did this i think it would be like you have to do it every chapter when you go to castle town, and if you forget they die and you can't revive them

Autocorrect.

Let me watch the children’s show about a Transmasc Biromantic Asexual in Peace. The show is very very easy to guess from this description / j

Happily /j because 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉

The show has 16 seasons currently and has been going on since 1999, people say the show has gone down in quality since the Creator Died, and so on. It’s the intersex related definition of Transmasc and Asexual Is a Pun.

What the fuck are you talking about
I’m searching this up

I couldn’t find anything

Well: He lives in A Pineapple Under the Sea

Is A Yellow Tube Sponge which is a species that is typically intersex so is transmasc by the intersex definition due to being male identifying, is confirmed asexual and said to be neither gay nor straight, though has expressed romantic attraction for Sandy Cheeks so is Biromantic or Panromantic as He is NOT Straight, and So On. And turns out there’s been 17 seasons not 16.

Absorbent and Yellow and Porous Is He.

So If nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

I'm sorry but Spongebob was certainly based on a petroleum-based kitchen sponge rather than the true living Sponge
There's even an episode where his rough(green) part wreaks havoc

He’s based on both.

He’s whatever is funniest for the moment, which is yellow tube sponge sometimes and Kitchen sponge for Some other times.

Also The sponge(Cleaning equipment) part is because an asexually reproducing Sessile creature wouldn’t be fun to watch. But SpongeBob is literally said to be asexual due to the Yellow Tube Sponge. He is whatever sponge is funniest and both parts have been used.(Although yellow tube sponges use Fragmentation not Budding, but a bunch of tiny spongebobs resulting from 1 SpongeBob isn’t as fun as A SpongeBob growing from another). The same reason Patrick and SpongeBob have Brains, there’s marine biology jokes mixed with human jokes.