Give me your conspiracy theories

Mine right now is that cheez-its have holes in the middle not as a design choice, but to use less dough

My friend once said that the real world is just void and oxygen makes us hallucinate or smth

Based

Mine is that Trump is in the Epstein Files— oh wait, that isn't a conspiracy theory, that's just a FACT!

Mine is that I’m cool and everyone else is lame but they have a lame agenda against me

We live in a simulation.
The people running the simulation are bored as heck.

The simulation is run by mappers (people who tell stories with personified countries on a map), bc of the amount of "something happening" in the political landscape atp

True

Dude, I agree with you, but this is a joke post, I don't need another reminder of all the pedophiles in the world who hold all too much money and power.

toby fox secretly controls the universe

I lowkirkunely believe that, bc of the coincidences around Asriel's name (how does so many stuff fit perfectly??)