Think about it.
Politics (from what I’ve heard) is a horseshoe-you go so far left you end up right, and vice versa
Humor is a horseshoe-a joke can be so bad it’s funny, and vice versa
Anymore horseshoes?
donut earth
go through the hole onto the other side
...Don't you mean circle?
you heard me
ok
Banana earth.
Erm! Actually, the proper term would be "torus"
Erm! Actually, I injected venom into your bloodstream 
I HAVE A BOMB
Erm! Actually, I don't have bl-
dies
Erm! actually I injected goon into your bloodstream! 
No need, it was already full of it.
Oh I forgot your uncle visited last night
I haven’t seen my uncle in years, and it was my friend who did it anyway.
Enrique?
A-a-a-a-adrian
