Crap Post: SPAMTON'S FAVORITE SODA

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A

I mean, the whole Big Shot and Mike and 1997 stuff was originally all just a reference to a commercial from 1997 for Mike's Big Shot Soda.

I could be wrong though, humans are flawed.

YES! MY [Favorite Combo?] WITH THE [[My little soda pop!]] IS THE NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!

[BIG CHOC]

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO EAT A [BIG CHOC]!

I love eating giant [CHOC]

IM BIG CHOCING IT KRIS

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO SHOOT A BASKET!

SHOOT A BAS

SHOOT A BAS

SHOOT A BASKET!

Hang on a second

hold up

It's all coming together...

Yes

No, I made a better one

WOW

Dont you mean
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! Wow!

Be a, be a, be a, be a (Wow!)
Be now, be now, be now, be now (Wow!)
Be a, be a, be a, be a (Wow!)
Now's your chance to be big (Chance to be a big) (Wow! Wow!)